The Pirate League at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom is offering a new “Mermaid Transformation Package” at the Pirates League. And we’re just not entirely comfortable with the notion that little girls should be made to look like this:
We’re also not much impressed with the results of the actual makeover as seen on the Disney Parks blog.
And, strangely enough, this turns into the kind of show you do not want to listen to with your kids in the car. Unless your kids are old enough that they’re hanging out on 4chan, in which case nothing we could say would possibly phase them.